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  • fiveseatisthepowerhouse:

    Erg races are wild. Everyone is screaming and cheering. You’ve got people all over the floor in various stages of death. Coaches and coxswains are carrying people away from the ergs so the next race can start. The concession stand sells cliff bars. There’s a giant guy literally cuddling a trash can. The race officials keep walking by to put the can back by the ergs, but none of them can bring themselves to take the trash can away from the poor guy. His cox keeps promising that he is in fact okay. There’s t-shirts for sale to commemorate the event. Everyone is high on pain/adrenaline/endorphins/shock bloks by the end of it. Good times man.

    At least we didn’t have to send anyone to the hospital this year…

    • 6 years ago
    • 428 notes
  • universal-simplicity:
“Richard Feynman, everybody.
”

    universal-simplicity:

    Richard Feynman, everybody.

    (via mysharona1987)

    • 6 years ago
    • 2613 notes
  • During an indoor erg race:

    • Coach/Teammates surrounding you:   Alright, you got this! Just a little bit further! Push yourself, you can do it! We believe in you!
    • *continues to blab out motivational shit*
    • What I do:   *simply grits teeth and attempts to ignore them*
    • What I'm thinking:   PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, SHUT YOUR MOUTHS! DON'T YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH PAIN I AM IN!? I DON'T GIVE A FLYING F*CK IF YOU BELIEVE IN ME-OH SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS MY BODY IS ON FIRE
    • 6 years ago
    • 136 notes
    • Me, 500 left in my 2k:   I could just not sprint, or at least hold off till the 250
    • Cass, my cox running up behind me:   "COURTNEY GO"
    • Me, internally screaming and sprinting:   OKAAAAYYYY
    • 6 years ago
    • 242 notes
  • trying to pr

    oar-nah:

    image

    (via justrowithit)

    • 6 years ago
    • 239 notes
  • letshearitforthisclown:

    im a male feminist, i have a fleshlight just to eat it out

    (via rate)

    • 6 years ago
    • 134558 notes
  • Cool Rowing Experiences:

    emosewa88:

    • Watching the sunrise on the lake in the morning
    • The sound the oar locks make when you finally get the timing right and you all square your blades at the exact same moment
    • Vomiting through your nose and your mouth at the same time because you went hard on an erg with a near empty stomach
    • 6 years ago
    • 375 notes
  • exceptionals:

    my brain: i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die omg look at that dog i wanna die i wann

    (via lordmeowdemort)

    • 6 years ago
    • 479 notes
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    • 6 years ago
    • 53815 notes
  • somanybird:
“ fencehopping:
“ Showing off a hummingbird’s iridescent head
”
rotate the boy
”

    somanybird:

    fencehopping:

    Showing off a hummingbird’s iridescent head

    rotate the boy

    (via kardashiansfuckyeah)

    • 6 years ago
    • 595568 notes
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